Lynn Fisher’s Twitter Archive

Enough of this. Find another fucking hobby.

If you’re a gun owner (or not) and that doesn’t make you sick or at least cause a grimace, I urge you to question why.

I once went on a home tour and visited a “Man Cave” which featured 20+ guns on display, including semi-automatic assault weapons.

Dozens of grown men gathered ‘round, giddy with excitement. They were practically glowing.

A huge segment of gun culture is defined by perverse male power fantasies. It’s grotesque, especially in its lack of self awareness.

I’m so impressed and confused when people say they couldn’t go to the store and made a meal with what was left in the fridge and it’s a beautiful complete meal? And not an old slice of pizza plus a single Babybel cheese?

A Guardians of the Galaxy coaster is going in at Epcot!

Epcot is awesome despite having the most painful ride in theme park history (Mission: Space). Harry Potter World had the second (Dragon Challenge).

I sure am grateful that the Suns of my childhood were so legendary.

I realize it’s not called that anymore and I don’t care.

Went to see the Suns play tonight for the first time in ten years. We’re not a great team right now but it was fun.

Being at America West Arena still makes me emotional.

I’d go to more sporting events if I was guaranteed I wouldn’t be on the Jumbotron ever.