Is there anyone in our generation that hears the phrase "Take a look" and doesn't immediately think "It's in a book"?
OH: "You're like the Jesus of women. Well... of Korean women." - @CboyFisher
Never put your beverage in close proximity to your paintbrush water. Yuck.
It's weird that lots of people have "cage diving with sharks" on their "Before I Die" lists. It's number 1 on my "I'd Rather Die" list.
There's a gecko that lives above my front door. Every time I get home, I'm convinced and terrified it's going to jump on me.
It appears the amount of exercise I get is directly proportional to the quantity of potato chips I consume.
My turkey sandwich & carrots seem pretty lame compared to all the delicious lunch suggestions and @libertymarket's dessert photos.
Listening to Jake and Clay play video games from two separate rooms of my house. Nerds.