Lynn Fisher’s Twitter Archive

Went shopping for summer clothes. Bought two hoodies.

How's your Friday going? @ Hofbräuhaus Las Vegas instagr.am/p/N4TKpxF6Vz/

Finished a painting. Carelessly smeared black paint on it. Ran into oncoming traffic.

Like 75% of my conversations with @jacobheun include some variation of that Rebecca Black "Friday" song.

I dare you to listen to "Goodbye Stranger" and not sing "Goodbye Toby."

I wear contacts once a year. #whoareyou

Diet Coke in the morning is the best thing ever.

Went to type "conference room" but wrote "conference tomb" instead. Freudian slip?

Arbitrary, self-imposed deadlines are meant to be missed.

Almost just put my phone under the faucet because it was dirty. Whoops.