Me: Ok, going to keep it simple with this next project.
Also me (but a bit later):Video description: Michael (Ted Danson in The Good Place) says “This is a 14-million-point plan.”
Spring training game at Chase Field and it is wonderful. Smaller crowds and perfect weather.
My favorite phone ever is still the T-Mobile Sidekick. Miss that flip.
Despite being a scared person, I saw “Us” this weekend and really liked it. Will probably see it again.
How much of our lives is saying something and then immediately wondering why you said that thing?
I changed my calendar notifications to 2 minutes before the meeting starts and that’s still long enough for me to get distracted by something else.
Notify me 6 seconds before my face needs to be in a video call.
Me: Diet Coke, please.
Server: Is Diet Pepsi ok?
Me (sad): Oh, sure.
-pause-
Server: We have Diet Dr. Pepper.
Me:Video description: Evan Huang (Ian Chen in Fresh Off the Boat) puts down the Nilla wafer he just bit into and screams
🏀 I tweeted my #marchmadness bracket! bracket.club/ncaam-2019/entry/E1912… #bracketclub via @bracketclub
